Archive - New Yorker Rejections

Got another rejection!!!

The New Yorker, 11/16/23

Dec 17, 2023 •

October 2023

Survival Tips for Cuffing Season

Published on Man Repeller 10.6.2016

Oct 2, 2023 •

September 2023

All Sorts of Dinners, Besides Girl Ones (watch out: this submission is where Jokes go to Die)

Ignored by The New Yorker, 2023

Sep 26, 2023 •

Diana Ross's Thanksgiving Invitation List!

Ignored/Rejected by The Cut, October 2019

Sep 13, 2023 •

How to Catch a Runaway Sheep, Maybe

rejected book chapters! IP, 2017

Sep 6, 2023 •

August 2023

There's an Alien in the DeLuca's Pool!!!

Rejected by Gossamer for Volume 8: Space

Aug 29, 2023 •

The CDC's Guide to Not Killing Your Family While Living Together (Now That You've Moved Out of Your Apt)

8/25/20 New Yorker Shouts & Murmurs Submission

Aug 19, 2023 •

November 2021

If I ever get my shit together

Nov 11, 2021 •

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