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Loled hard - especially at dad and hamster. Love this, Amelia!!

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you've made my day, Avery!!!

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you are the funniest.

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This no doubt would've been taken by Spouts and Meters, but—being the New Yorkers they are—that column was axed after having been found to be in bad taste.

Jokes aside, the regular glass is the only vessel good enough that it's only perceptible once empty.

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Literally thought, “Where has she been?” Keep it coming! We want all your thoughts on water bottles, malls, naked rats etc! Substack is the new New Yorker.

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No insipid droolings!

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