Got another rejection!!!
Survival Tips for Cuffing Season
All Sorts of Dinners, Besides Girl Ones (watch out: this submission is where Jokes go to Die)
Diana Ross's Thanksgiving Invitation List!
How to Catch a Runaway Sheep, Maybe
There's an Alien in the DeLuca's Pool!!!
The CDC's Guide to Not Killing Your Family While Living Together (Now That You've Moved Out of Your Apt)